posted: Saturday, Jul 16 8:12pm

The Sea Hag from the old Popeye cartoons has taken employment as a sad excuse for a salesman. If you have the misfortune of attempting to buy a part from Carol Dunbar be prepared for the worst experience of your life. Once at the Rt. 9 location, she moved to the Herbertsville Rd. location and brought her trusted employee, Tony. Soon thereafter he became so sick from her bull, he passed away. After putting her employee in the grave, she strives to give the worst service possible to each and every customer who has the misfortune of accidentally coming across their phone number. She charges outlandish prices and doesn't give a darn if you buy anything or not. Her hobby is to collect parts and not sell them. She has no idea what she is doing and treats her employees like dirt. All she cares about is money. Once she gets yours, be prepared for the longest wait in your life. DO NOT pay her in full for anything in advance because once she gets your money she steals it from the company and doesn't care about you. She just wants the next customer's money as it's still in their hand and not hers. She steals from the company as well as her employees. But don't bother going over her head, because that's all she's there for in all actuality (hint-hint).